WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s promise to release a long-delayed health-care plan hit a snag when his dog ate the only existing copy of the plan, the President disclosed.
“I left the plan on my desk, and somehow the dog got up there and ate it,” he said. “It’s a bad dog, quite frankly.”
Trump’s explanation met with raised eyebrows from the White House press corps, none of whom had been previously aware that the President had a dog.
Winchester Democrats have taken a bold move to remove guns from municipal areas. Even Wyatt Earp made them leave their guns at the saloon while
I struggled with whether or not to respond to your email, hoping the angels of my better nature would prevail. Gun advocates rarely make good
Virginia Republican gubernatorial candidate and state Sen. Amanda Chase is facing calls to resign after attending the pro-Trump rally in Washington, D.C., on Wednesday. Chase
Is it time for the Qpublicans to crawl off into some dark corner of reality and form their own party? They could take Texas and
