Lawsuits, lawsuits
They fill the air
Lawsuits, lawsuits,
They’re everywhere.
Crazy Rudy just
Won’t give in, and,
Like his boss,
He can’t win.
The no-proof fraud squad
Keeps getting
Brought up short and
Thrown out of
Court after court.
And now even
Bad Bill Barr
Has seen the light,
Jumped the ship and
Abandoned the fight.
But the Godzilla of liars,
That sinner of sinners,
Still insists that
He’s the winner.
That dumbest of clucks
Will never admit to being
The lamest of ducks.
Even though it’s
Written on high
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Unlike him
Numbers never lie.
Anonymous